D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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skunkandburningtires:

James Lopez is a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman) who is trying to raise funding for his primarily hand-drawn short film, Hullabaloo, with hopes of eventually finding a studio to fund a full-length version.

From the film’s IndieGo page:

Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.

In addition to helping save 2D animation, Hullabaloo aims to encourage girls to explore science and adventure. The film’s two protagonists are both young women and both scientists who use their intellect, wits, and courage to fight greed and corruption. We hope that Veronica Daring and her friend Jules will serve as positive role models for girls of all ages and encourage them to get excited about science, engineering, and sci-fi.

To see some footage and a short video pitch from Lopez, click here.

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shinydirk:

tagged by theworldwalkersdiaries

NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE: Once you get this, you need to tell 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send this to 10 of your favorite followers.

  1. i think my eye color is kinda nice
  2. i try my best to be a good person, know my faults, work on them, be conscious of how others are feeling
  3. i’m pretty understanding, accepting, and non-judgemental (when people are coming to me with sincerity) and it’s hard for me to hold a grudge, however much i may want to
  4. sometimes i’m kinda witty
  5. i don’t think i’m stupid

i tag superethanworld, athenagirl1990, loser-of-shoes-sammy, aphoros, randy-mafia and no one else cause i’m shy idk

  1. More often than not, I like my body.
  2. I have an infinite amount of patience.
  3. I’m creative.
  4. I care a whole fucking lot. About everything. It can be exhausting sometimes, but at least I’m not indifferent.
  5. I’m always interested in learning new things.

I’ll tag smistersmister , corruptedpurpose , otomatonom , bannanachan , amazinglyamazingfabulousness , and turnipsntoadstools .

disneybombshell:

internal-exploration:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

disneybombshell
THE PEACOCK ONE

I KNOOOOOOWWWWWWW

THE OWL PLEASE THE OWL.

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huffingtonpost:

Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

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my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.
stormingtheivory:

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jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ
This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall
it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh wow, this is fantastic!

Meanwhile America can’t even admit that the global climate disaster is a thing… Yet we’re still arrogant enough to think we can boss an entire continent around. Ridiculous.

Aaaaaaah, that’s so great.

stormingtheivory:

daggerpen:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh wow, this is fantastic!

Meanwhile America can’t even admit that the global climate disaster is a thing… Yet we’re still arrogant enough to think we can boss an entire continent around. Ridiculous.

Aaaaaaah, that’s so great.

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pastel-gizibe:

visualsofsamuelomare:

Afropunk 2014 @blackfashion itsaliencum

I feel all types of fucked up for missing it this year :(

But next year, I can’t wait!

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feetlips:

ninja betty and the nunchix - charge me up!

this still gets stuck in my head all the time! also, the lovely tessmunster makes an appearance in this video, which is super cute all around!

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